Are you tired of this garbage? Every godforsaken day it's the same load of crap. Your inbox is a disaster, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We have to do something about this. It's time to take control!
- Report all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Install a good spam filter.
Don't let these lowlifes win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can make it happen!
Fucker's Spam is Infecting My Inbox
I hate getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of garbage clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about some seriously nasty spam that makes me want to scream.
- These creeps
- keep bombarding me with
- absolutely ridiculous products and services
I've tried reporting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a absolute nightmare.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Screw You
Are they seriously such blind to click on this crap? I'm tired of seeing your pitiful attempts at tricking innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads are annoying
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Absolute Outta Here With That Spam
You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these jerks/bastards/idiots think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Goddamn Worst Invention
Dude, seriously? That Garbage is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Die. You Try to Keep a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Jerk trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, WeNeed to. It's like a Scourge on the website internet. A Nightmare that just won't End. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a MajorSource ofFrustration.
Seriously, These Emails Are the Worst
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me eternal youth. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more message for weight loss pills, I’m going to snap.
- {Seriously|Can't you guys just
- This spam is out of control!
- I need a break from technology.